Or some creepy film involving a mutant man-insect who wraps his prey in a sticky toxic cacoon and then sucks their blood. Which is the idea BYU was going for, I think.
It is so lame how we Saran wrap everything before the big game. If I was in charge of BYU, I would rule in like Russia.
As much as people at BYU claim to be republican and American, we know in actuality zoobies love authoritarianism. This makes Putin-like rule in BYU possible.
Anyways, if I was in charge I would LET the U of U paint the statue THUS this would justify retribution in the UN's eyes. I mean, of course Britain, France, Germeny, and possible EU member Ukraine would complain, but hey in my eyes, the U of U was the first to strike.
Thus we would us this leverage to annex the U. Now I would not want to lose our private school status LEST we lose control of the ability to implement our religious policies so our rule at the U would mainly consists of funneling private donations to BYU's football program... and our engineering/aerospace...and the ROTC
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Or some creepy film involving a mutant man-insect who wraps his prey in a sticky toxic cacoon and then sucks their blood. Which is the idea BYU was going for, I think.
It is so lame how we Saran wrap everything before the big game. If I was in charge of BYU, I would rule in like Russia.
As much as people at BYU claim to be republican and American, we know in actuality zoobies love authoritarianism. This makes Putin-like rule in BYU possible.
Anyways, if I was in charge I would LET the U of U paint the statue THUS this would justify retribution in the UN's eyes. I mean, of course Britain, France, Germeny, and possible EU member Ukraine would complain, but hey in my eyes, the U of U was the first to strike.
Thus we would us this leverage to annex the U. Now I would not want to lose our private school status LEST we lose control of the ability to implement our religious policies so our rule at the U would mainly consists of funneling private donations to BYU's football program... and our engineering/aerospace...and the ROTC
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